


(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby)
"Never go to a second location with a kidnapper because you will be killed. If they’re like, ‘Get in the car, I’m not going to kill you’ - you are going to get killed. Don’t get in the car. Don’t get in the trunk, ever. If you do get in the trunk, there is a tail light. Punch it out and stick your arm out. Fucking serial killers are such dicks. Fire-starting, bed-wetting and killing small animals - those are all precursors that I think 98 per cent of serial killers do before the age of 15. So if you go on a date with a guy and he tells you, ‘By the way I was wetting my bed and starting fires’ … And if he is killing small animals at the dinner table - bad guy to be on a date with."
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Matthew Gray Gubler on “what to do if you meet a serial killer” (via futur31ove)
Can I just say how fucking hard I laughed at this? xD
(via unfgraygubler)
There is a Justin Beiber Sexual Frustration blog
and it’s fucking weird and funny as shit.

(Source: donmemes)

I <3 Alonso… SO MUCH. >_>
(Source: bohemiandreams87)

xD
(Source: something-ruthless)

Via.
Update: The inevitable ensuing team-up: Spacetime’s Finest.
I am eternally five years old. I am naive and refuse to give up my innocence. I love shitty beat-up old things, dressing like a British school-boy, and being an Irish orphan.
I am Meagan.
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